Did Someone Say Friday?

It’s Friday! We’ve been getting rain nearly every damn day for longer than I can remember. It’s time to put an end to this cycle, so I feel that the time has come for me to perform my Drought Dance. You’ve heard of the Native American rain dance? Well, my Drought Dance has the exact opposite effect—hot & dry. I hate to do it, but Mother Nature has given me no choice. I will execute my Drought Dance later today and put an end to perpetual precipitation here in Illinois. 

Okay, It’s always nice being able to feature some tasty amateur goodness going into the weekend and that’s exactly what I have for all of you today. And then add in the double babes & double jokes and you have one hellova deal! Enjoy.


Keep, I’ve been wanting to send in a girlfriend picture for a long while but I kept forgetting…… until today!! -Anonymous

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