The Joke of the Day!

The DJ played the Cha-Cha Slide, and I did the Cha-Cha Slide.
The DJ played the Macarena, and I did the Macarena.
The DJ played Come on Eileen, and now I’m not allowed within 1,000 feet of school property.
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What’s the best part about summer in the U.S.?
3 months of no school shootings.