The Joke of the Day!
My girlfriend has always been a bit on the heavy side. One morning, while standing in front of the mirror together she asked me if she should change anything in her life. I said, go workout and lose 20-30 pounds, it would change you for the better. At that moment, the sheer passion I saw in her eyes I will never forget.
After the first day, I didn’t see anything. To be expected of course, these things take time. After several more days I could start to recognize shapes and objects again. Thank god for that, I thought she knocked the shit out of my eyes for good!