The Joke of the Day!

HAPPY NATIONAL ALIEN DAY!

An alien comes to earth and tries to learn English by repeating everything it hears.

The alien walks by an opera and hears someone sing “Me me me me me me me”, so the alien repeats “Me me me me me me me”

Next the alien walks by a restaurant and hears people shouting “Forks and knives! forks and knives!”, so the alien repeats “Forks and knives! Forks and knives!”

Then the alien moves on and walks past a wrestling match, the alien hears a wrestler shout “Bring it on tubby!”, so the alien repeats “Bring it on tubby!”

After that the aliens walks past a radio that’s playing a song that says “Plug it in, plug it in, plug-it plug-it plug it in” so then the alien repeats “Plug it in, plug it in, plug-it plug-it plug it in”

Last the alien walks by a murder scene, the cop asks “Do you know who killed this man?” The alien responds “Me me me me me me me.” So then the cop asks “What did you kill him with?” The alien responds “Forks and knives! Forks and knives!” The police officer says “Sir your under arrest, I’m gonna ask you to get in the car.” Then the alien responds “Bring it on tubby!”

The cop brought the alien to prison where the alien was put on death row. The officer straps the alien into the electric chair and asks if he has any last words. The alien responds “Plug it in, plug it in, plug-it plug-it plug it in!”

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The prostitute put on her clothes and said…

“It was a business doing pleasure with you.”