The Joke of the Day!

She replies, “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a prostitute, and I charge $100 for sex.”
The man thinks about it for a few seconds, but then reluctantly gets out a $100 bill, pays her, and they have sex.
After a cigarette, he just sits in the driver’s seat looking out the window. “Why aren’t we going anywhere?” asks the girl.
“Well, I should have mentioned this before,” replies the man, “but I’m actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $150.”