Skinny-Bones Santa

It’s Wednesday. My girlfriend is all about the classic Christmas vibe—twinkly lights, pretty ornaments, wreaths on every surface, window displays that look like they were designed by a Hallmark elf. Me? I like to go more festively off-brand.

Case in point: my pride and joy of holiday décor is a skeleton Santa and his equally bony Elf dog, both dressed in their seasonal finest and posed outside wishing everyone a Merry Christmas. After this photo was taken, I doubled down and added candy cane lights and a pair of floodlights so they can be easily seen by neighbors and low-flying aircraft. I am no doubt a goddamn artist!

I would expand the collection, but apparently that’s all I’m allowed at this time.

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A Stranger Things Christmas

It’s Tuesday. Netflix recently dropped the first four episodes of Stranger Things Season 5. I haven’t dived in yet, but I did stumble across this Stranger Things/Peanuts mash-up called “Merry Christmas Will Byers” and figured you guys might get a kick out of it.

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More?

It’s Monday. Ugh, we got hit with a few more inches of the horrid white stuff over the weekend. And honestly, this much snow and this kind of cold this early in the season is way out of character for Illinois. We’ve had a solid blanket of snow on the ground for well over a week now, and the thermometer hasn’t crept above freezing since mid-November. Normally we don’t see more than a dusting before January, and temps usually bounce around between the 30s and mid-40s—freeze, thaw, freeze, thaw. That’s how its been for the past 30 years. Now? I’m already getting the sinking feeling that this new pattern is just getting started.

The Bears went up against the Packers last night and lost 21-28. They played a damn good game, but it just wasn’t enough. They slip to 9 – 4 and will get a second shot at the Packers again in 2 weeks at Soldier Field.

So what do you guys think about my Christmas Car Tree? I finished it up over the weekend and I think it turned out pretty good this year. It’s getting a little crowded on this 4-foot tree, so it won’t be much longer before I’m forced to upgrade to a larger one. But for now I’m happy with it.

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And no, I haven’t started my shopping yet.

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