It’s Friday! Here in Illinois we’re gearing up for another weekend of blistering heat and enough humidity to make it feel like you’re breathing through a warm, wet bath towel. Stepping outside is less like opening your front door and more like walking directly into a giant crockpot.

Of course, we’re not the only ones roasting. Much of the country is getting the same treatment, so if you’re caught in this heatwave, take it easy. Drink plenty of water, stay in the air conditioning whenever you can, and avoid doing anything that sounds remotely productive. If you absolutely have to be outside, remember that the sidewalk is hot enough to fry an egg and your car’s seat belt buckle has been promoted to a branding iron.

Stay cool, stay hydrated, and if someone tells you, “It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity,” I think it’s totally legal to smack them repeatedly in the face with a pool noodle.

Okay, today I have another new amateur photo to share with all of you. Double babes and double jokes also apply. Enjoy!

-keep

Keep,

Great set of Pics for the ho;iday thanks again. Different friend but same area where I do some outdoor shots.

BigSlim

It’s Thursday. I don’t know how I managed to miss this, but apparently a fellow by the name of Scott Carder built his own Peterbilt pontoon boat back in 2023, and somehow it completely flew under my radar. I just stumbled across it for the first time and I’ve got to admit, it’s one of the coolest custom builds I’ve seen in a while. Carder started with the cab and hood from a Peterbilt 379 and mounted it on a 22-foot tritoon, creating what looks like a full-blown semi truck that’s somehow cruising across the lake instead of barreling down the interstate. Even better, it’s fully decked out with working lights and a custom interior, proving this wasn’t just some backyard joke that accidentally floated. According to Carder, he wasn’t even sure if it would work when he started—his plan was basically, “It’ll either sink or float.” Thankfully, it floats… and it does it with a whole lot of style!

-keep

It’s Wednesday. Whoa, beaver sighting! That’s a pair of some big beautiful beavers! Toronto has unleashed 51 giant painted beavers across the city for the 2026 FIFA World Cup, and let’s just say people are spending an awful lot of time wandering around asking, “Have you found the giant beavers yet?” Download the app, track down all 51, and try to keep a straight face while telling strangers you’re on a beaver hunt. Whoever came up with this promotion clearly knew exactly what they were doing!

-keep

Hey Mr. Keeper,

I’ve been following your site since the days you included MIDI files along with your babes. Thanks for the valuable service you provide.

I’m contacting you to let you know about more beaver sightings, but this time on a grand scale.

Toronto is one of the host cities for the 2026 FIFA World Cup. As part of the festivities, 51 4-foot high painted beavers have been scattered around the city, one for each nation participating. There’s a contest involved where people can find the rodents and log them in an app.

I like the beavers on yours site more, but these are fun too.

Read about it here;
https://oldtowntoronto.ca/beaverquest/

Thanks again,

Miguel