It’s Friday! Nothing makes me miss summer more than an early frigid cold snap. I can feel this one in my bones. Its been a long time since we had this much snow and single digit temperatures this early in the winter. It’s like a surprise gut punch from Mother Nature—right to the seasonal depression gland. I want humidity. I want the smell of sunscreen. I want the warm sun on my face. I want burgers on the grill. I want to not need seven layers of clothing just to step outside. Jeez, I look like a clothing donation bin.

It’s time I start thinking about Christmas gifts. This is the part of Christmas that I dislike the most—trying to figure out what to get everyone. I sit there staring at my list like, “What do these people even like?” Every idea feels either too impersonal or too stupid. It’s almost like I’ve never met any of them. And on top of that, the whole time there’s this holiday clock just ticking away—mocking me. I suspect this is why gift cards were invented, eh?

Anyway, my bitching aside, it’s Friday again and I have the usual suspects gathered for today. That’s right, I have a new amateur photo featured along with double babes & double jokes. Enjoy! And don’t forget to get started on that shopping list! Ughh.

-keep

Keep, Always enjoy your holiday spreads. This Thanksgiving one was top notch. A shot of my girl Mindy for ya. -Anonymous

It’s Thursday. This is a seasonal favorite of mine. Horatio Sanz, Jimmy Fallon, Chris Kattan, and Tracy Morgan join forces to bring us the gloriously offbeat holiday gem “I Wish It Was Christmas Today.” It’s goofy, it’s chaotic, and it probably shouldn’t work—but somehow they spin a two-minute throwaway sketch into something that feels like an accidental, oddly heartwarming Christmas card.

-keep

It’s Wednesday. This Grinch has got some downright wicked moves—like, who knew Whoville’s crankiest resident could throw down like that? One minute he’s plotting holiday chaos, the next he’s hitting dance steps sharp enough to make Fred Astaire envious.

-keep