It’s Friday! With Christmas quickly approaching, I thought I’d help spread a little holiday cheer with my favorite SNL song “I Wish It Was Christmas Today,” performed by Horatio Sanz, Jimmy Fallon, Chris Kattan and Tracy Morgan. I like to feature it every year because it’s just so damn festive and it always puts a smile on my face when I see it. And, what better way to wrap up the week, eh!
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Double babes & double jokes today… enjoy!
It’s Thursday. One of my readers proudly sent in this photo of his house that he painstakingly decorated with Christmas lights. Some people just throw up whatever they can, but Dave clearly had a vision and was prepared to sacrifice everything in the name of art. A spectacle of this size was truly a herculean effort that would deter most men, but Dave was prepared and would let nothing stand in his way. Afterall, this would be his masterpiece, a true expression of inspiration and love for his craft. It’s his gift to humanity—all who lay their eyes upon it.
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Keep, Yeo, My house is on the left, the yellow door bell light. -Dave
Dammit!
Well, the Bears didn’t lose yesterday. Of course, they didn’t play either. This is probably their best winning strategy this whole season.
Before I got sick, a buddy and I decided to soak up some of the Christmas spirit by going to see the movie, Violent Night. It stars David Harbour from Stranger Things, as a beleaguered Santa who stumbles upon a group of mercenaries attacking the estate of a wealthy dysfunctional family. As the title implies, there’s a shit-ton of violence with many creative quality kills. While not your traditional holiday film, we both enjoyed it very much.
And speaking of the holidays, I started my Christmas shopping yesterday. I know, finally! I ordered one thing online so I feel like I’m on a roll now. I may try for a second item today. Or, I may just lay around the house being sick. That sounds pretty likely.
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