Beautiful Women, Cars, and Jokes. What else is there?
by The Keeper November 25, 2016

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I hope everyone had a good Thanksgiving. Ours went very well. Now I’m looking forward to turkey sandwiches and leftover pumpkin pie later tonight!

 

Now that Thanksgiving is behind us, that can mean only one thing—Black Friday. This is the day that a special breed of insane shoppers get up before the crack of dawn to brave thousands of other equally insane shoppers fighting for deals on a limited number of marginal quality products. 

 

To that I say, HELL NO! I’ll be doing my shopping online, thank you.

 

-keep

 

Double babes and double jokes… enjoy!

 

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by The Keeper November 24, 2016

I was thinking earlier. Wouldn’t it be great if we could somehow eliminate the whole part of Thanksgiving that involves the relatives? I know, family is kinda the whole point of Thanksgiving but it sure would eliminate a bunch of the incessant arguments.

 

And what about stress? A Thanksgiving without arguments would almost certainly lead to a stress-free Thanksgiving!

 

And a Thanksgiving without arguments and stress would likely defy nature, resulting in a catastrophic disruption in the universe where alcohol no longer exists. Shit. I really thought I was on to something there.

 

Anyway, time to go watch Planes, Trains, and Automobiles… happy Thanksgiving everyone!

 

-keep

 

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by The Keeper November 23, 2016

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The race is on! For those of us traveling this Thanksgiving holiday it’s about time to get moving. This year we’re going to my girlfriend’s parents house to spend Thanksgiving with her side of the family. Since they recently relocated, our usual 3 hour drive has been reduced to less than 90 minutes! A shorter drive sounds great because it’s going to be damn crowded out there on the highway with all kinds of fucktards driving like idiots. I’m just hoping we can get down there without having to kill anyone.

 

-keep

 

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