Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice…

It’s Tuesday. Woohoo! Opens on September 6th!

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Beetlejuice is back! Oscar-nominated, singular creative visionary Tim Burton and Oscar nominee and star Michael Keaton reunite for Beetlejuice Beetlejuice, the long-awaited sequel to Burton’s award-winning Beetlejuice.

Keaton returns to his iconic role alongside Oscar nominee Winona Ryder (Stranger Things, Little Women) as Lydia Deetz and two-time Emmy winner Catherine O’Hara (Schitt$ Creek, Corpse Bride) as Delia Deetz, with new cast members Justin Theroux (Star Wars: Episode VIII – The Last Jedi, The Leftovers), Monica Bellucci (Spectre, The Matrix films), Arthur Conti (House of the Dragon) in his feature film debut, with Emmy nominee Jenna Ortega (Wednesday, Scream VI) as Lydia’s daughter, Astrid, and Oscar nominee Willem Dafoe (Poor Things, At Eternity’s Gate).

Beetlejuice is back! After an unexpected family tragedy, three generations of the Deetz family return home to Winter River. Still haunted by Beetlejuice, Lydia’s life is turned upside down when her rebellious teenage daughter, Astrid, discovers the mysterious model of the town in the attic and the portal to the Afterlife is accidentally opened. With trouble brewing in both realms, it’s only a matter of time until someone says Beetlejuice’s name three times and the mischievous demon returns to unleash his very own brand of mayhem.

Weenies!

It’s Monday. Had a chilly but otherwise good weekend. Went out for dinner on Friday night and had some mighty tasty Sea Bass. Saturday I spent the majority of the day putting together my taxes. That’s always a huge pain in the ass, but its gotta be done. We also saw Killers Of The Flower Moon and it was spectacular. And then there was Sunday. The girlfriend baked some cookies while I took Abby out to play ball. I also did some gaming, caught the Nascar race in Texas, and had weenies for dinner! Probably not the most exciting weekend, but I enjoyed it.

One side note concerning the weenies—When I was a kid, my Mom always made large family dinners on Sunday nights. I never really cared for those back then. That’s why these days I prefer to snack throughout the day on Sunday and then have a smaller, simple dinner later at night. I usually like something light like soup, but who can turn down weenies and fries?

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Spring Or No Spring?

It’s Friday! Here in Illinois the flowers are blooming and the trees are beginning to bud. When you look around, it really does look like spring. That is, until you look at the weather forecast for today because it includes the horrid white stuff. I swear, Mother Nature does this shit just to toy with me.

In an effort to keep thinking spring, I decided to forgo the usual double babes and double jokes for today. Instead, I put together a giant collection of babes that should help everyone think spring, despite the dreary weather that may be outside your window. And then there’s a new amateur photo as well. Not a bad combo, eh? Enjoy!

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