Big-Ass Ham

It’s Easter Sunday. It looks like we’re in for an unseasonably warm and sunny Easter here in Illinois. It’s usually somewhat wet and chilly this time of year, so 75 degrees with some warm sunshine will be a welcome treat.

I’ll be heading over to my parent’s place for a small family dinner this afternoon. What’s on the menu, you ask? What else but a damn fine big-ass ham, of course! I’m definitely looking forward to that. And then there’s the leftover ham sandwiches in the days to follow. I think I love those just as much as Easter dinner.

The only bummer is there’s no Nascar race on Easter Sunday. Thankfully, though, next weekend they’ll be at my favorite track, the Talladega Super Speedway! At 2.66 miles long, it’s the biggest and fastest track on the circuit. Can’t wait for that one!

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Did he say ladder?

 

It’s Saturday! A few years ago my girlfriend and I were driving through Georgia on our way down to Florida. It was late and I was going about 70 mph when something in the road caught my eye. It was large, shinny, somewhat flat, and in my lane. There wasn’t enough time to swerve so all I could do was brace for it. We hit it squarely and hard. I’m not totally certain what it was but it looked like a chrome front bumper from a semi. I thought we got off lucky because it made a hell of a noise but that seemed to be the worst of it—until I noticed the engine temperature going up quickly. Turns out the bumper flipped up as we went over it and took out the water pump. Fortunately, we were able to limp into the next town and had it repaired at a Dodge dealership the next day. I was fairly pissed at the time, but after seeing the video featured today, it could’ve been worse. 

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Did you say amateur goodness?

Okay, it’s Friday already and between work and this website its been a very busy week for me. A number of changes were made yesterday that should correct the display issues that Apple users were experiencing. If you’re an Apple user and you’re still having trouble viewing the Daily Comments section, please let me know and if possible include a screen capture.

I’m also aware of a few small issues concerning the menu system on some tablets and a formatting glitch with video, so I’ll look into those over the weekend.

I’m also getting a lot of feedback asking for a way to download the background image like I had before. I hear you and will get that set up over the weekend as well.

Now that all the website issues are covered, I think I can get back to normal operations and feature some amateur goodness! So let’s wrap up the work week with a new amateur photo and—of course—the Friday double babes & double jokes! Enjoy!

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Keep, i know that you’ve had a ton to deal with lately and i’m sure all your readers appreciate your hard work, at least i know i do. So i’m including a special picture of my girlfriend to help put a smile on your face. Share it with your readers if you want. Thanks and welcome back, you were missed! -Anonymous

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