Cripes!

It’s Tuesday. Here’s another entry in the “Who Does That?” case file. There’s something unsettling about a Corvette sitting outside in the snow like it’s a discarded patio chair. That machine was engineered for blue skies, wide-open pavement, and unapologetic speed—not for huddling curbside while road salt gnaws away at its undercarriage and dignity.

If you’re going to own a fiberglass icon, at least show it a little respect when winter rolls in. Put it in a garage. Throw a cover over it. Let it hibernate with some grace and the promise of summer redemption. Leaving it out there to freeze on a city street? That’s not bold—it’s mechanical negligence.

Honestly, some people just shouldn’t be trusted with nice things.

-keep

Keep, Some People Are Not Afraid of a Little Snow.

It was snowing (yet again) during my morning commute today. Saw this parked among the remains of Sunday’s blizzard near Penn Station in NYC.

-Steve

NASCAR 3-Peat

It’s Monday. One, two, three-peat! Tyler Reddick made NASCAR history Sunday at the Circuit of the Americas, becoming the first driver in NASCAR Cup Series history to win the first three races of a season. Behind the wheel of a Toyota co-owned by basketball legend Michael Jordan, Reddick kicked things off with a victory in the Daytona 500, followed it up with a win at Atlanta Motor Speedway, and then backed it up by converting the pole into a road course win at Circuit of the Americas. As Reddick crossed the finish line, Jordan was right there with the 23XI pit crew, celebrating with high fives as the team sealed a historic three-race sweep. Can he keep the streak alive and make it four in a row? We’ll find out next Sunday when the series rolls into Phoenix Raceway!

Thankfully, the snow we were supposed to get over the weekend never materialized. The girlfriend’s still battling that nasty cold, but somehow I’ve managed to dodge it so far. I’m just hoping my luck doesn’t run out anytime soon.

-keep

Weekend Chill

It’s Friday! Ah yes, Mother Nature is back at it with her nonsense here in Illinois. We’ll soak up temps in the 60s today—shorts-in-February vibes—but by the time the weekend rolls around, the bottom falls out. Saturday and Sunday bring a sharp temperature plunge and a return of the horrid white stuff. Just another classic weather plot twist in the Land of Lincoln.

With the weather going completely off the rails and the girlfriend knocked out by a nasty cold, my weekend plans have officially shifted to survival mode: action movies, video games, NASCAR, and an irresponsible amount of junk food. Honestly… could be worse.

I’ve got a new amateur photo from one of my readers to share today. From what I understand, it’s also the first time I’ve featured someone who has since passed away. There’s also the usual double babes & double jokes—so enjoy.

-keep

Keep, vintage photo of my late wife… she was a sweetheart. -Anonymous

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