Back In the Groove

It’s Monday. I’m a few days out of the hospital now and slowly trying to get back into the normal groove of everyday life. Of course, if you consider having to endure two IV infusions every single day to be normal, then I suppose I’m right on schedule. Thankfully, the girlfriend is an RN, so she can handle the infusions right here at home. That’s a hell of a lot better than making daily trips to a clinic or hospital. After spending enough time in those places lately, I’m in no hurry to return anytime soon.

For now, I’ve been taking it easy and catching up on some horror movies. Last night, I watched Trick ‘r Treat, which is always a good choice during Spooky Season. A couple of days ago, I went back to some old favorites, including Ghostbusters and Ghostbusters II, along with Halloween, Halloween II, Halloween IV, and Halloween V. Nothing like spending a few days with ghosts, masked killers, and other assorted lunatics to help pass the time!

With Spooky Season now more than halfway over, I’ve still got a few movies on my watchlist that I want to squeeze in before Halloween arrives. Backrooms, Sleepy Hollow, and A Nightmare Before Christmas are among them. There’s only so much time left before the calendar starts shoving Christmas down our throats, so I’d better make the most of the creepy stuff while I can!

Over in the world of football, the Bears took on the Falcons on Sunday, and we finally got to see Caleb Williams back under center after missing time with a leg injury a few weeks ago. The team came out and played hard, eventually pulling off a 31–23 victory. It’s always good to see Caleb back in action, and even better when the Bears manage to put another win in the books. I’ll take it! Now, if they can keep putting together performances like that, maybe we can enjoy a little less heartburn on Sundays. Then again, this is Chicago football we’re talking about, so I won’t get too comfortable just yet.

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A Rough Road

It’s Friday! Well, as many of you probably suspected, I’ve spent another week on another unexpected vacation in the hospital. And by “vacation,” I mean the kind where the food is questionable, the entertainment consists of beeping machines, and nobody lets you leave when you want to.

Last Wednesday, I went in for an MRI on my hip. The following day, my doctor called with some news that immediately ruined my plans. He’d found another abscess in my hip, and this time the infection had invaded the hip bone itself. When your doctor tells you to get your ass to the hospital immediately, you don’t screw around—you drop everything and go, which is precisely what I did.

Once admitted, I was treated to a barrage of heavy-duty IV antibiotics before eventually finding myself headed into surgery early Monday morning. And what was my reward for going under the knife? You guessed it! MORE heavy-duty IV antibiotics. Apparently, the medical community decided I hadn’t experienced quite enough nausea yet.

That routine continued for several more days until I was finally released Thursday night. You’d think that would be the end of this little adventure, but no such luck. Now I get to enjoy daily IV antibiotic infusions right here at home for the next several weeks. Because apparently, I hadn’t accumulated enough medical appointments, needles, debt, and general misery to last me a lifetime.

It’s been a rough road, to put it mildly. I was very sick during this latest ordeal, and honestly, I’m not one hundred percent. This whole infection saga has turned into one hell of a battle, and I’m getting pretty damn tired of being a regular customer of the American healthcare system.

But I’m home now, the surgery is behind me, and the antibiotics are doing their thing. If everything goes according to plan, a few more weeks of treatment should hopefully get me through this mess and allow me to continue a life not centered around IV infusions.

So, for now, I’ll be taking things one day at a time, following the doctors’ orders, and doing my best to get past this. I appreciate everyone who has been checking in and I’ll go through all the email soon. Hopefully, the next update I post will involve something a little more entertaining than abscesses, surgery, and IV bags.

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Double babes & double jokes… enjoy!

Skullboy Tells A Joke

It’s Thursday. This is one of my all-time favorites, and no Spooky Season would be complete without bringing it back for another appearance! Some things are just too good to leave buried, and this one has earned its place as a returning Halloween tradition. So, consider this your annual dose of creepy goodness, served up fresh from the grave. After all, why let a perfectly good bit of Halloween fun rest in peace?

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