It’s Friday! Happy Friday the 13th everyone. Get ready because everyone you know will suddenly turn into a part-time superstition expert today. People who normally can’t remember where they left their car keys will be warning you about black cats, ladders, and odd “coincidences” involving mysterious bad luck. Your coworker will swear their coffee machine broke this morning because it’s Friday the 13th. And bad traffic—definitely caused by Friday the 13th. And at least one person will dramatically announce they’re “not taking any chances today” while still doing the same dumb shit they do every other Friday. Seriously, the only real bad luck is having to hear about it all day.

That cold I picked up from my girlfriend last week has pretty much run its course. A few coughs here and there remain, but that’s pretty much it. As colds go, thankfully this one wasn’t all that bad.

Well, the weekend has arrived, and it looks like we’re getting the full Illinois-in-March experience—rain, wind, and chilly temps. In other words, perfect weather for staying indoors. I’m thinking pizza, a couple of beers, maybe a few movies, the NASCAR race from Vegas, and then wrapping the night up with the Oscars. Not exactly tropical, but it could be worse.

Double babes, double jokes, and a damn nice amateur photo… enjoy!

-keep

Keep, i’m passing along this quick flash pic of my girl. if you choose to share it, please keep it anonymous. thanks. -Anonymous

It’s Thursday. You’re driving down the highway when you spot an McDonnell Douglas F-15 Eagle riding on a flatbed like it missed its flight and had to call an Uber. Seeing one of the world’s most fearsome fighter jets being pulled by a semi is a strange reminder that even air superiority occasionally has to take the scenic route.

-keep

It’s Wednesday. It looks like we have another beaver sighting! This one comes from Dave in Bowler, Wisconsin. Imagine somewhere in a Wisconsin marketing meeting, someone said, “You know what beer ads need? A flirtatious beaver in a bikini” and instead of being escorted out of the building, they were handed a design budget. The result is this masterpiece: Wet Beaver Pale Lager, proudly featuring a pin-up style beaver holding a frosty pint and the slogan “More Tail, Less Teeth.” If nothing else, you’ve got to admire the commitment to the double entendre!

-keep

Keep, Don’t know if you have seen this one. Seen at a bar in Bowler, WI. -Dave