It’s Friday! I mentioned about a week ago that I may have torn some tendons in my shoulders, so yesterday I went in for MRIs on both rotator cuffs. I’d never had an MRI before, but I’ve heard plenty of horror stories from people who say they freaked out being stuck inside a tight tube while the machine clanks, bangs, and makes all kinds of very loud robotic noises around your head. It was definitely cramped and loud, but it didn’t bother me at all. Now I wait for the results, and judging by the noises my shoulders make, I’m fairly certain the news won’t exactly be accompanied by balloons and a congratulations card.

NASCAR is at my favorite track this weekend—Talladega, baby! I’ll definitely be parked in front of the TV for that one Sunday afternoon.

Anyway, it’s Friday again so it’s time to roll out the double babes & double jokes! I also have a new amateur photo to share with all of you, so enjoy!

-keep

Keep, Enjoyed the background shot you put up. A little background shot of my own of a friend of mine I took years ago. Keep up the good work! -BigSlim

It’s Thursday. It looks like we have another beaver sighting! If you’re tired of dealing with leaks and embarrassing gaps, it’s time to call in the experts at Beaver Roofing! We pride ourselves on having a crew that isn’t afraid to climb up, stay on top for hours, and really get their hands dirty. We understand that your wood is precious, which is why our professionals are trained to handle it with the kind of firm, expert grip that ensures you won’t have any messy accidents when things get rough. From filling those deep, hard-to-reach crevices to providing a finish that stays rock-hard through every season, Beaver Roofing is the only team you need to protect your assets. Don’t settle for sloppy work—let us show you why the whole neighborhood keeps coming back for more of our unbeatable beaver service.

-keep

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It’s Wednesday. The story goes something like this. A Houston widow recently uncovered a stunning secret: her late husband had spent decades quietly amassing a hidden collection of more than 70 Mopar and classic Chrysler vehicles on a remote piece of land. While a handful of cars were kept at home, the vast majority sat out of sight in a rural “barn find” that even his wife didn’t fully know existed. The collection—featuring rows of Plymouth Satellites, Dodge Coronets, and other vintage muscle—was built beginning in the early 2000s, with the owner purchasing land specifically to store his growing fleet and largely keeping the scope of it private.

Years of exposure to harsh Texas weather and wildlife have taken a toll, leaving many of the cars in rough condition with corrosion, damaged interiors, and chewed wiring. Now, the widow faces the enormous task of cataloging and clearing the property. Plans are underway to auction the vehicles and parts on-site, allowing buyers to see the collection firsthand. What was once a secret passion project is now becoming a major event for collectors, as these long-hidden project cars finally head to new owners and a chance at restoration.

-keep