It’s Friday! There’s a lot going on this weekend, unfortunately Mother Nature appears to have other plans. The weather isn’t exactly cooperating, and that’s a damn shame because at this time of year, we need every decent day we can get while things are still warm. It certainly won’t be long before Mother Nature points her cold, icy finger directly at Illinois and reminds us that summer is officially on borrowed time. The snow, freezing temperatures, gray skies, and general winter bullshit will be here before we know it.

Today I’ve got another amateur nude photo submitted by one of my readers, along with the usual double dose of babes and a whole shitload of jokes to help kick off your weekend. So grab a drink, take a break from the real world, and enjoy the latest batch of questionable entertainment. Have a great weekend, everyone!

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Great Labor Day pics per usual. A little something back for you. A old shot of my girl G when we were playing with her.

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It’s Thursday. Charles Haycock is a comedian who decided that a normal career was far too depressing, so he chose to make a living standing in front of strangers and pointing out how ridiculous everything is.

Originally from South Africa and now hitting the Canadian comedy scene, Haycock specializes in the kind of dark, offbeat humor that makes you laugh and then wonder if you should probably feel bad about it. He’s performed at major comedy festivals and released his special *Freezer Baby*, which I’m featuring here today.

Basically, if you enjoy your comedy a little weird, a little uncomfortable, and just the right amount of WTF, Charles Haycock might be your guy.

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It’s Wednesday. There’s a Godzilla museum?! How the hell did I not know about this?

Attractions Atlas takes us on a tour of Japan’s permanent Godzilla Museum at Nijigen no Mori on Awaji Island, and apparently they decided that simply having a Godzilla museum wasn’t enough. Nope. They had to go completely nuts with it.

Inside you’ll find movie memorabilia, models, props, dioramas, and enough Godzilla goodness to make a lifelong monster fan question why the hell they haven’t booked a flight to Japan already. It’s basically a shrine to the King of the Monsters—and unlike most museums, there’s a pretty good chance you’ll leave wondering whether Godzilla is actually going to stomp your ass on the way out.

But the real insanity is outside.

Part of the Godzilla Interception Operation Awaji is a nearly 400-foot-long Godzilla sculpture. And because looking at a giant radioactive lizard apparently wasn’t terrifying enough, visitors can strap themselves into a zipline and fly directly into Godzilla’s enormous mouth.

Yep!

Somewhere along the way, humanity decided, “You know what would be fun? Pretending to be a tasty little snack for Godzilla.”

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