It’s Friday! We got it all here in the Chicagoland area this weekend. High winds, heavy rain, sleet, and some of the horrid white stuff. If you’re planning a trip out here you may want to rethink that one and go somewhere where the weather is nicer—like practically anywhere else. My thoughts are already turning to Punta Gorda, Florida, where we’ll be spending nearly a month this March. I’m looking forward to fresh seafood, plenty of sun, and some lazy days by the pool. 

But for now it’s crappy weather and no Sunday afternoon sports entertainment. The Bears are done and Nascar doesn’t get moving again for about another month. Hate this time of year.

On the positive side, Abby goes in on Monday to hopefully get the fixator brace removed from her leg. If her tibia has healed properly then she should be able to slowly strengthen the muscles in her leg. I’m really looking forward to seeing her run again.

Today I have a new reader submitted amateur photo to help start your weekend off right.  It’s a tad sudsy but I kinda like that. Enjoy the photo and as always, the babes & jokes are doubled on Friday!

-keep

Keep, I’ve started my mornings with you for longer than I can recall. I love the girls and the humor but I think it’s the personal touch in your writing that keeps me coming back. Have you ever considered meeting some of your readers and writing about the experience? It’s just a thought.

The attachment is a picture of my wife for your amateur pictures. I’d prefer to stay anonymous so please keep my name and e-mail out if you decide to use it. So many thanks for all of your efforts! -Anonymous 

It’s Thursday. That’s right, it’s another reader submitted beaver sighting! Even more startling—it doesn’t come from Canada! This one is for a Toyota dealership in Cumming, Georgia. And even better, it’s a family dealership owned by Linda Beaver. Imagine all the beaver jokes she’s had to endure over the years, especially living in a town called Cumming. There’s a ton of joke possibilities here, like maybe a “Show us your beaver” promotion to get 10% off! I could go on for days..!

-keep

Hi Keep, Longtime fan of your site (at least the last 20 years). Thanks for all of the babes, jokes, and everything else over the years. I hope Abby is on the mend. I’m not sure if you want to use this (since it’s basically an ad), but thought I’d pass it along just in case. As you can see, we have beaver down here in Georgia as well — in the fine town of Cumming no less. -Billy

 
It’s Wednesday. Holyfrigginshit! It’s called Elephant Toothpaste and it doesn’t get any weirder than this!

-keep