It’s Monday. Well, here we go. Thanksgiving is this Thursday and it’s coming fast. Why? It just does. And after that the pace quickens from moderate insanity to holyfuckingshit insanity. Why? It just does.

Ya know, being a Chicago Bears fan these days can best be described as exhausting. You can actually feel your lifeforce draining from your body while watching them play. They went up against the Ravens on Sunday and racked up yet another loss. This is their 5th loss in a row, tanking their already dismal record  to a disappointing 3 – 7. And on Thanksgiving day they’ll have another opportunity to disappoint fans when they play the Lions. Looking forward to that (heavy sarcasm). 

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It’s Sunday! This monstrosity—this bastard—this crime against nature—this insult to the eyes, has been seen lurking  around the Florence, South Carolina area. Nobody seems to know what it is or where it came from, but judging from the photo it appears to have the front of a C4 Corvette and the rear of a Hummer. Well, sorta.

 So, the big question is… why?

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Half Corvette Half Shoe Box.

The response has not been kind to this Frankenstein creation that features the “head” of a C4 Corvette and the “tail” of what looks like Top Gear’s Hammerhead Eagle i-Thrust creation.

Some of the comments posted on Reddit in reference to the amalgamated vehicle include:

Half Corvette Half Shoe Box.
Hummvette or Cumvee
Damn that’s a lot of money and work for a turd.
The new GM H4
It’s a mail delivery truck with better performance.
Is that the new Volvo?
When you need a bigger backseat.

 
It’s Saturday. CNN’s Michael Ballaban puts Tesla’s Full-Self-Driving mode to the test in a city environment.

How does it do? Hint: Don’t take a nap just yet.

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