That’s A Big Beaver

It’s Tuesday. Could it be? I think it is… yes folks, we have yet another wild beaver sighting! And while many of these legendary beaver encounters seem to originate up north in Canada, this one is proudly homegrown right here in the good ol’ U.S.A.

One of my readers, Richard, stumbled across Big Beaver Storage in Council Bluffs, Iowa, while innocently heading out for breakfast. Imagine trying to enjoy your bacon and eggs when suddenly—BAM—there’s a giant beaver staring you right in the face.

Over the years, readers have sent me countless beaver sightings, and I’ve started noticing a trend: many of these beavers are BIG. Like… suspiciously big. Which naturally raises the age-old question: is a BIG beaver better than a small beaver? Well, I suppose that depends entirely on your storage needs.

Possible slogan: “We’ll hold your junk longer than your last relationship.”

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The wife and I were on our way to a diner in Council Bluffs, Iowa for breakfast when we spotted a beaver in the wild. Everyone loves a big beaver, right?

Richard

Mother’s Day

It’s Monday. I hope everyone had a great Mother’s Day. Since we’ll be getting together with my girlfriend’s side of the family this Saturday, we spent the afternoon at my mom’s house yesterday. The weather was absolutely perfect—sunny and in the upper 60s—ideal for a cookout. Nothing fancy, just burgers on the grill, chips, and good company. My sister was able to make it too, so my mom was especially happy to have both of her kids together. The food was good, everyone had a great time, and it turned out to be a really nice day all around.

Now that it’s over, I’m tired as hell. Think I’m going to kick back and watch the race I recorded at Watkins Glen.

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Mother’s Day Weekend

It’s Friday! I recorded over 12 hours of the Barrett-Jackson Auction last week when they rolled into Palm Beach, Florida. I love recording these auctions because it makes it ridiculously easy to skip the long commercial breaks. Plus, it’s perfect background entertainment while I’m working. One of these days I’d really like to attend one in person—preferably in Florida or Arizona.

The NASCAR Cup Series heads to Watkins Glen International for some road course racing this weekend, so I’ll definitely be recording that because it’s also Mothers Day. Don’t forget Mom, get out there and get some flowers for her.

I also have a new amateur submission from one of my readers to feature today, along with the usual Friday tradition of doubling the babes and jokes. Enjoy!

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Keep, can use this for amateur friday? My wife gave me the ok. This is my first time writing to you, but i’m a longtime fan. -Anonymous

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