Coyote vs. Acme

It’s Tuesday. YES!YES!YES! After spending what felt like an eternity trapped in an ACME crate marked “Do Not Release,” Coyote vs. Acme finally has a release date. The live-action/animated comedy follows Wile E. Coyote as he finally lawyers up and sues ACME Corporation for decades of defective gadgets that have launched, flattened, exploded, and otherwise turned him into a desert pancake.

Will Forte plays the coyote’s ambulance-chasing attorney, while John Cena defends the evil company. Somewhere, the Road Runner is still out there living his best life and dodging subpoenas.

In theaters 8.28.2026. Beep beep!

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Looking Good

It’s Monday. As always, Talladega delivered an absolute blast of a race. Carson Hocevar scored his first Cup Series win at Talladega and celebrated in unforgettable fashion—doing a victory lap and smoky burnout while hanging out of the car! It was a wild moment, and the nearly 100,000 fans in attendance absolutely lost their minds.

It was a good weekend overall—more birthday celebrations with family, a little shopping, and plenty of time enjoying the mild spring weather. And honestly, as long as the temperatures keep climbing, I’ll have zero complaints.

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Friday Amateur Goodness

It’s Friday! I mentioned about a week ago that I may have torn some tendons in my shoulders, so yesterday I went in for MRIs on both rotator cuffs. I’d never had an MRI before, but I’ve heard plenty of horror stories from people who say they freaked out being stuck inside a tight tube while the machine clanks, bangs, and makes all kinds of very loud robotic noises around your head. It was definitely cramped and loud, but it didn’t bother me at all. Now I wait for the results, and judging by the noises my shoulders make, I’m fairly certain the news won’t exactly be accompanied by balloons and a congratulations card.

NASCAR is at my favorite track this weekend—Talladega, baby! I’ll definitely be parked in front of the TV for that one Sunday afternoon.

Anyway, it’s Friday again so it’s time to roll out the double babes & double jokes! I also have a new amateur photo to share with all of you, so enjoy!

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Keep, Enjoyed the background shot you put up. A little background shot of my own of a friend of mine I took years ago. Keep up the good work! -BigSlim

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