Not In My Pantry

It’s Thursday. One of my readers was doing some last minute Valentine’s Day shopping a week or so ago and came across this unusual product. It’s called “Cock Flavored Seasoning” which makes me wonder, is it seasoning for your manhood or manhood flavored seasoning? Either way, I’ll pass! Even better, he said that it made a great gift for his wife when he’s not around.

-keep

[BP] Keep, Last minute shopping for Valentine’s card and gift, I found a perfect card and a great gift for when I am not around.

[keep] Didn’t taste it, did you? 🤮

[BP] Actually I did.. it doesn’t taste that great. I made a face and the wife looks at me and “See I told you!” We were out with two other couples and no one else would try it.

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