It’s Monday. Ugh. Flipping the switch back into work mode after two weeks off is brutal. Two solid weeks of sleeping in, being gloriously lazy, and inhaling way too many holiday goodies is not a habit you just shake off—especially when you have zero desire to do so. There really should be a multi-day grace period to ease back into reality safely. Until that exists, let’s all agree this week is nothing more than a warm-up lap, and anyone expecting peak performance is wildly optimistic at best.

The Bears lost yet another heartbreaker to the Lions on Sunday. As usual, they didn’t bother showing signs of life until the fourth quarter—and by then it was too little, too late. This team isn’t built for the playoffs, and at this point, it’s painfully obvious.

-keep

It’s Friday! I’m so damn grateful that the holidays are finally over. Don’t get me wrong, it was nice seeing everyone and doing all the festive stuff, but there’s something deeply satisfying about getting back to normal. No more packed schedules, the decorations can come down, and all the lingering leftovers can disappear. Life can return to normal. And right now, that sounds like the best gift of all.

And just like that, it’s back to business as usual. Today I’ve got a fresh amateur photo lined up to share, plus double babes and double the jokes to keep things entertaining. Not a bad way to close out the week, eh? Kick back and enjoy.

-keep

Keep, do you accept selfies? -Anonymous

It’s Thursday. Happy New Year everyone! Here’s to a fresh start, fewer headaches, more laughs, and just enough chaos to keep things interesting. May the year ahead bring you good luck, good health, and full of good moments—cheers to whatever comes next!

-keep