Q: What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common?
A: They can smell it but they cant eat it!

Q: How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his whopper.

Q: Where does the one legged waitress work?
A: The Ihop

Q: What do you get if you play McDonald's Monopoly 30 Days Straight?
A: A Heart Attack!!

Q: Why is your Mom like a Big Mac?
A: Because she's full of fat and only worth a buck.

Q: Why is it called "Fast Food"?
A: It's called "fast" food because you're supposed to eat it really fast. Otherwise, you might actually taste it.

Q: Why is Fast Food increasing illegal immigration?
A: "Fast" food slows you down when it hits your stomach, parks there, and lets the fat have time to get off and apply for citizenship.

Q: Where do they hold prizefights in Fastfoodland?
A: In an onion ring!

Q: Why did the man climb to the roof of the fast food restaurant?
A: The told him the meal was on the house!

Q: Where are the best tacos served?
A: In the Gulp of Mexico!

Q: Would octopus make a good fast food?
A: You must be squidding!

Q: Where do burgers like to dance?
A: At a meat ball!

Q: What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?
A: Wasabi!

Q: What did the hamburger say to the pickle?
A: You're dill-icious!

Q: What are the best days of the week in FastFoodland?
A: Fry-day and Sundae!

Q: When can a hamburger marry a hot dog?
A: After they have a very frank relationship!

Q: How are UFOs related to White Castle?
A: Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!

Q: How do you insult a hamburger patty?
A: Call it a meatball

Q: How do you make a hamburger smile?
A: Pickle it gently!

Q: How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger King baseball League?
A: He throws four meatballs!