Beautiful Women, Cars, and Jokes. What else is there?

A mother and her 5 year old daughter were driving down a highway one day when suddenly a giant dildo hits their windshield…


Daughter – Mommy, what was that?


Mom – (Not wanting her daughter to know what it really was) It was just a bug honey. Don’t worry about it.


There were a few seconds of silence.


Daughter – Did you see the size of the dick on that thing?

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