Beautiful Women, Cars, and Jokes. What else is there?


A brutally ugly woman approached me at the bar, squeezed my ass and said, “Give me your number, you sexy hunk.”


I said, “Have you got a pen?”


She smiled and said, “Sure do!”


I replied, “You’d better get back in it before your farmer notices you’re missing.”

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