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A guy is visiting a museum and he sees a dinosaur’s skeleton. Curious about it, he asks the guard next to it, “Excuse me, sir. How old is this dinosaur?”


“It is 65 million years, 4 months and 13 days old.” he said.


“Wow!” he said amazed, “How can you be so precise about it?”


“Well, when I first started working here, they told me it was 65 million years old… and that was 4 months and 13 days ago.”

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