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Earthquake

Did you hear about the earthquake in California’s Napa Valley? That’s wine country. The Red Cross now says they want some donations of Merlot.

 

A 6.0 earthquake. It was so powerful it knocked Arnold Schwarzenegger off his housekeeper.

 

6.0 — I’ve had heart attacks bigger than that.

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