Three blonde women are on one side of a river wondering how they will get across. The first one decides to pray saying, “God please make me smart enough to get across this river.” So God turns her into a brunette and she swims across the river.
The second also prays saying, “Dear God, please make me twice as smart as the last girl so I can get across this river.” So God turns her into a red head and she builds a boat and rows across the river.
The third also prays, “Dear God, please make me twice as smart as both of those women combined.” So God turns her into a man and she walks across the bridge.
I’m thinking of opening a pre-owned clock store.
I’m gonna call it ‘Second Hand’.