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A man was crossing the jungle when he got ambushed by a group of natives. They had fearsome tattoos and bloodthirsty expressions in their faces and in front of them their terrible chieftain, a man the size of a mountain.

 

“Well, now I’m fucked,” says the man quietly, when suddenly gusts of wind start blowing in the leaves and a mysterious voice whispers in his ear:

 

“You are not. Take the rock lying next to your foot and bash the chieftain’s skull in.”

 

The man, thankful that the spirits of the jungle stand on his side, listens to the instructions, grabs the rock and throws it at the chieftain, killing him instantly.

 

“Now you’re fucked,” says the mysterious voice.

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