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A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, “Hey, Mate! how long before I can get a haircut?”

 

The barber look around the shop and says “about 2 hours,” and the guy leaves.

 

A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, “How long before I can get a haircut?”

 

Again, the barber looks around at shop full of customers and says”about 2 hours.” The guy leaves.

 

A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looks around the shop and says, “About an hour and a half”. The guy leaves.

 

The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says “Hey, Joey, I’ll give you a free cut if you follow that guy and see where he goes.”

 

In a little while, Joey comes back into the shop laughing hysterically. The barber says,”this must be good, where did he go when he left here?”

 

Joey says, “To your house!”

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