On my first day in prison, my cellmate said to me, “If you ever come close to me, I’ll fucking skin you. When we’re sleeping, you don’t fucking touch me. You hear me? Don’t ever talk to me, either.”
“Fucking great,” I thought, “First day in here and I’m already married.”
I was doing a test today and it said to check if the On/Off button is depressed.
I did everything I could to try to cheer it up.