Beautiful Women, Cars, and Jokes. What else is there?


My cousin just sent me a text message saying, “I’ve got a bucket full of Doritos, eight hotdogs, three burgers, a bag of pretzels and a case of Budweiser. Let the evening begin.”


I replied, “Wow! Sounds like you’re all set for the Superbowl.”


A couple of minutes later my phone beeped to say I had a new message, “Fuck dude, it’s Superbowl Sunday! Thanks for reminding me.”

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