Well, there”s no stopping it now. The annual Christmas juggernaut is now in full swing. Men, for your own safety it would be wise to avoid any and all Malls. In the event that you get trapped into going, once you arrive, quickly make up a bullshit excuse (but believable) to separate and immediately search out the nearest facility serving alcohol. Commit this strategy to memory and use it as needed throughout the holidays.
Double babes and double jokes!
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