Anyone remember Charleston Chew bars? I used to eat them like crazy when I was a kid. I loved to freeze them and then smack ‘em on the table to break it up into bite sized chunks. Very tasty. Anyway, I had one the other night and on the second bite, I quickly realized why I shouldn’t be eating frozen candy—yep, broke a corner of my tooth off. Now I get to go visit my dentist tomorrow afternoon. Sonofabitch.
Well, believe it or not but Thanksgiving is just a few short days away. And once that turkey is in our belly the whole holiday season hysteria begins. I swear every year that I would get my Christmas shopping done before Thanksgiving, and as usual, that’s not going to happen. All I can hope for now is that I can do all my shopping online because there’s nothing I hate more than being at the mall during the Christmas season. Yeah, I’d rather lick a public toilet than go to the mall between Thanksgiving and New Years. Hmmm, maybe this year I’ll just give out frozen Charleston Chew bars.
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