It’s Thursday. The horror! Earlier this week one of my readers spotted my Christmas Car Tree and decided to up the ante by sending a photo of his wife’s… Pig Tree. I mean, come on! A Pig Tree? That’s just wrong.

-keep

Hi Keep,

Consider a second, small car tree as the collection grows.

Not saying the wife’s Christmas pig tree got out of hand but here we are.

Horrid white stuff? Global Warming.

-Ken

It’s Wednesday. My girlfriend is all about the classic Christmas vibe—twinkly lights, pretty ornaments, wreaths on every surface, window displays that look like they were designed by a Hallmark elf. Me? I like to go more festively off-brand.

Case in point: my pride and joy of holiday décor is a skeleton Santa and his equally bony Elf dog, both dressed in their seasonal finest and posed outside wishing everyone a Merry Christmas. After this photo was taken, I doubled down and added candy cane lights and a pair of floodlights so they can be easily seen by neighbors and low-flying aircraft. I am no doubt a goddamn artist!

I would expand the collection, but apparently that’s all I’m allowed at this time.

-keep

It’s Tuesday. Netflix recently dropped the first four episodes of Stranger Things Season 5. I haven’t dived in yet, but I did stumble across this Stranger Things/Peanuts mash-up called “Merry Christmas Will Byers” and figured you guys might get a kick out of it.

-keep