It’s Thursday. The horror! Earlier this week one of my readers spotted my Christmas Car Tree and decided to up the ante by sending a photo of his wife’s… Pig Tree. I mean, come on! A Pig Tree? That’s just wrong.
-keep
Hi Keep,
Consider a second, small car tree as the collection grows.
Not saying the wife’s Christmas pig tree got out of hand but here we are.
Horrid white stuff? Global Warming.
-Ken
It’s Wednesday. My girlfriend is all about the classic Christmas vibe—twinkly lights, pretty ornaments, wreaths on every surface, window displays that look like they were designed by a Hallmark elf. Me? I like to go more festively off-brand.
Case in point: my pride and joy of holiday décor is a skeleton Santa and his equally bony Elf dog, both dressed in their seasonal finest and posed outside wishing everyone a Merry Christmas. After this photo was taken, I doubled down and added candy cane lights and a pair of floodlights so they can be easily seen by neighbors and low-flying aircraft. I am no doubt a goddamn artist!
I would expand the collection, but apparently that’s all I’m allowed at this time.
-keep
Brutal Cold
Given what’s rolling in, I’m officially declaring this an indoors-only weekend. I’m not making a single plan that requires stepping foot outside. If it involves snow, wind, or temperatures that make my face hurt, I’m out. This is a stay-in, stay-warm, wear-the-comfy-flannel-lined-pants kind of weekend, and I’m ready.
Here’s another fresh amateur photo for all of you today. If you caught last Friday’s amateur, then you’ll recognize her right away. This is her second showing—and hopefully not the last. Enjoy the amateur goodness along with double babes and double jokes!
-keep
Keep, Glad you liked the shot. She’s a gal me and my wife used to play with but now I see her every now and then. -Anonymous