Damn Fall

It’s Friday! The days are getting shorter, the evenings cooler, and before long we’ll be reaching for the thermostat to turn on the heat. Fall sneaks in like that—one moment you’re grilling in daylight at 8 pm, the next you’re fumbling to turn on the lights by 4. No doubt about it, Fall has crashed the party, unpacked its bags, and made itself at home.

Hey there! It’s that magical time of the week when I showcase amateur photos sent in by my readers. If you’ve never submitted one before, go ahead and send it in—your masterpiece might just get featured anonymously right here on my site.

Plus, get ready for twice the babes and twice the jokes! Enjoy!

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Keep, I know it’s not the greatest but I think it still deserves an audience. -Anonymous

JOHN CANDY: I LIKE ME

It’s Thursday. John Candy: I Like Me, directed by Colin Hanks and produced by Ryan Reynolds, is a tender and deeply personal tribute to the beloved comedian. The film weaves together rare archival footage, personal home videos, and candid interviews with Candy’s family, colleagues, and comedy legends such as Bill Murray, Tom Hanks, Steve Martin, Catherine O’Hara, Dan Aykroyd, Eugene Levy, and more. The documentary explores Candy’s career highs, private struggles with anxiety and body image, and his uncanny ability to connect with audiences through humor and warmth. It releases on Amazon Prime Video on October 10, 2025.

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Normal As Normal

It’s Wednesday. Well, the Bears started out strong against the Vikings, but unfortunately it just wasn’t enough. They ended up losing by three points with a final score of 27-24. It’s only the first game of the season, so I’m going to remain optimistic. Next week they take on the Lions. Again, optimistic is the key word here.

I woke up this morning feeling like myself again. It took a few days, but I think I’m finally back to “normal.” And what exactly is normal? Let’s see—my appetite has returned, my energy has returned, and most importantly, my will to live has returned. I owe it all to the miraculous healing powers of candy corn!

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